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Introducing CrankyBooks

Satire, field guides, and notes from the machinery of modern life

Cranky Books publishes books, essays, satire, field notes, and practical tools for people trying to stay sane inside modern work, technology, ambition, and daily professional theater.

Some of it is serious. Some of it is satire. Much of it lives in the uncomfortable place where both are true.

We write about the systems people have to live inside: jobs, offices, hiring, housing, media, status, AI, language, and all the small absurdities that somehow become official procedure.

Coming Soon

Get Hired in a Broken Job Market: From Résumé to Offer in the Age of AI, Layoffs, and Ghost Jobs

 

The job market has become strange, crowded, automated, and often brutally indifferent.

Candidates are told to be resilient, authentic, strategic, technically fluent, emotionally intelligent, and grateful — preferably while applying into systems that may never acknowledge they exist.

Get Hired in a Broken Job Market is a practical field manual for people who need work now. It does not promise magic, secret algorithms, or motivational wallpaper. It offers something more useful: a clear-eyed strategy for navigating the modern hiring mess without losing your nerve, your dignity, or your grip on reality.

The book covers résumés, AI, outreach, interviews, proof-first hiring, recruiters, networking, rejection, offers, and the daily discipline of staying visible in a market that often behaves as if applicants are disposable.

For recent graduates, career changers, laid-off professionals, and anyone staring into the fluorescent cave of online applications, this book offers practical guidance with a cranky edge.

The market may be broken. You do not have to be.


More information here


>Request our free online job search toolkit


>Check our New Labor Market Pulse Report  

What's hot, what's not, and what's quietly being replaced by a script. Pulled from BLS releases and cross-checked against what employers are actually doing.


>The Ghost Job Index

Somewhere between one in seven and one in three job postings right now will never result in a hire — and no, that's not a rejection of you; it's a rejection of nothing, because the job wasn't fully real to begin with. Some of that is bureaucratic residue. A lot of it is deliberate: companies signaling growth they don't have or reminding their own staff they're replaceable. Either way, your time is the thing being spent. This tool breaks down where the fakes actually cluster by sector, what the six warning signs look like on a real posting, and how to stop burning your best hours on listings that were decoration from the start




Also in Development

The Cranky Guide to Finding an Apartment


We are also working on a practical field guide for renters trying to survive listings, fees, applications, showings, landlord rules, scams, lease language, and the general carnival of the modern apartment hunt.

Like the job-search book, it will offer plain-English advice, checklists, and practical tools — not magic, not motivational fog, and not another cheerful article pretending the process is easier than it is.

The apartment guide is still in development, but early previews and tools will appear here as they are ready.

Coming later this year. 


>Request our free online Apartment Search Toolkit


Our First Book (12/25)

Cool on the Outside, Screaming on the Inside

 

Cool is still out there. It is hiding behind sunglasses, status updates, overpriced lattes, and the pleasant professional expression people wear when they have absolutely had it.

Most of us are performing some version of cool every day — at work, online, in meetings, on Zoom, and anywhere else we are supposed to look as if we know exactly what we are doing.

Cool on the Outside, Screaming on the Inside is a satirical field guide to that performance.

Through Brand Mavrick — creative director at the fictional Panopticon Agency — the book follows the pressure to appear composed, capable, and slightly above it all, even when the machinery underneath is making terrible noises.

This is satire, sometimes uncomfortably close to nonfiction. Anyone who has ever looked at themselves in the tiny onscreen window during a Zoom meeting, in a poorly lit bathroom mirror, or in the reflection of an office window and wondered, “Am I composed, or just tired in a more presentable way?” is already in the right place.


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Here's a link to Charlie's conversation with WBZ 1030 News Radio's Dan Rea on Nightside, iHeart Radio (Starts at 24:58)


>Request the free audiobook edition of Cool


Read & Listen


 >How Cool Are You, Really?
A companion instrument to Cool on the Outside, Screaming on the Inside. The test already knows.


 >The Perception Gap Index 

A 13-question audit scored across five factors (Reliability, Ego Tax, Communication Debt, Political Exposure, Warmth), landing on one of eleven profiles: The Ghostwriter, The Reply-All Menace, The Credit Vulture, The Landmine, The Office Weathervane, The Human Fire Drill, The Undead Optimist, The Silent Auditor, The Feedback Sponge, The Actually Fine One (rare, and the instrument says so), and The Working Average as the floor. 

 


Essays, Notes & Other Disturbances

Cranky Books also publishes essays and notes on work, technology, writing, culture, AI, ambition, publishing, and the exhausting theater of modern competence.

The longer pieces tend to be essays, arguments, and public observations. The shorter pieces are field notes, stray thoughts, updates, fragments, and dispatches from inside the Cranky Books workshop.

The Panopticon Agency

The Panopticon Agency is a fictional advertising agency from the Cranky Books universe — part satire, part cultural X-ray, and part warning label for modern professional life.

It is where Brand Mavrick’s corporate world expands into mock memos, strange campaigns, essays, office absurdities, and observations from inside the machinery.

Coming Next

New books, essays, tools, and related projects will appear here as they develop.

Cranky Books is not a single book or a single joke. It is a small publishing workshop for practical guidance, cultural complaint, satire, and the occasional useful tool — all aimed at people who suspect the modern world may have gotten a little too pleased with itself.

Join the Cranky Books Back Room

 

Get early looks at new books, previews, tools, essays, and experiments before they wander out into public. We may ask for your opinion, send you something free, or give you advance notice when a new project is coming together.

No corporate “thought leadership.” No daily inspirational foghorn. Just occasional notes from CrankyBooks when we have something worth sharing.


Write to us info@crankybooks.com or call 781.226.4529



Essays & musings on Medium



 

Copyright © 2025–2026 Charles O’Neill and Cranky Books. All rights reserved.



 Some companion audio features on this website were created with the assistance of NotebookLM using source materials selected and provided by us. Some illustrations were created by the author with the assistance of AI tools. These tools may also assist with research, editing, and production. Brand Mavrick is a fictional characteR. 



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